THIS WEEKEND: A FULL HOUSE OF GOOD DOGS. APPLICATIONS REQUIRED.
ROBERT’SDOGGY DAY CARE & IT

FETCH. PLAY. REBOOT. REPEAT.

Big weekend.
Little paws.
Very full calendar.

Welcome to Robert’s Doggy Day Care and IT. Where the guests get belly rubs and the router gets restarted.

Join the weekend waitlist

Family connections do not count as a reservation. We've checked.

A happy golden retriever relaxing in the grass
100%GOOD DOG
APPROVED
MEET YOUR WEEKEND SUPERVISORAbsolutely no qualifications.
Outstanding enthusiasm.
Unlimited sniffing✦Elite belly rubs✦Human-grade Wi-Fi✦Zero boring weekends

THE RESORT EXPERIENCE*

All the perks.
None of the meetings.

Water bowls for miles

Still, sparkling enthusiasm, and that one bowl everyone insists tastes better.

Hydrant social club

A place to leave a message, check your messages, and leave the exact same message again.

Doggy slide adventures

Up the steps. Down the slide. Bark for applause. Repeat until nap time.

Sit. Stay. Tech support.

We troubleshoot laptops and labradors. Have you tried turning the dog off and on again? Please don’t.

*Amenities described by dogs with extremely active imaginations.

A selection of moments our guests have chosen to make public.

A white doodle in a leopard-print swimsuit on a pool lounger, with a drink, sunglasses and a cabana behind her
Leopard print is encouraged. Fetching is optional.
A golden retriever wearing sunglasses on a cream pool lounger
The sunbathing department is fully staffed.
A corgi relaxing in a yellow float on a calm swimming pool
All meetings have been moved to the pool.
A chocolate labrador relaxing in an outdoor spa bath
The mud treatment was self-administered.
A terrier at a laptop on a shaded resort veranda
Business center. Password known only to the dog.
A dachshund in a green swim vest resting under a linen cabana
Cabana 4. Reserved for the guest who asked first.

WORD AT THE DOG PARK

Don’t take our word.
Take their woof.

Unverified guests.
Very verified opinions.

★★★★★

Water bowls for miles.

“I drank from one, inspected seven others, then drank from the first one again. An exceptional hydration journey.”
BiscuitHead of Bowl Inspections
★★★★★

The hydrants? Life-changing.

“Finally, a resort that understands my networking needs. Left my details on every single one. Expecting callbacks.”
Sir BarksalotLocal Guide · 142 sniff reviews
★★★★★

Five paws. Would slide again.

“Came for the doggy slide. Stayed because Robert said, ‘Who’s a good dog?’ and I needed to hear the answer 46 more times.”
LunaSenior Zoomies Consultant
★★★★☆

Excellent IT department.

“My human’s laptop froze. Robert restarted it. I licked it. We’re both taking credit. One star off: no access to the mouse.”
PixelChief Biscuit & Technology Officer

THE ADMISSIONS DEPARTMENT

Before you drop off,
we need your
paw-perwork.

This is a special-capacity week. Applications are reviewed by Robert personally, in order of grooming compliance.

Weekend availability: waitlist

A packed schedule. A very important clipboard. Absolutely no “but you know me…” loophole.

Spots remaining: 1

Application for admission

This is a limited-capacity week. Spots are awarded on merit. Incomplete or unconvincing applications will not be considered.

Has the applicant had a full trim, including the areas nobody likes to talk about, within the last 14 days?

House policy. Certain grooming matters are noted on the applicant's file and reviewed at intake.

Does the applicant have a history of, let's say, overly enthusiastic greetings?

Honesty is appreciated. Robert will find out regardless.

Opens your email app with your answers addressed to Robert. You will need to tap Send in your email app.